Venezuela orders The Simpsons off in Favour of Baywatch April 8, 2008

http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/tv_and_radio/article3705251.ece

well, THAT makes perfect sense. good job, hugo chavez.

Boy Takes Wheel of Runaway School Bus April 8, 2008

http://news.aol.com/story/_a/boy-takes-wheel-of-runaway-school-bus/20080408064209990001

i guess that kid paid attention during the bus drills that happen a couple of times a year, because i don’t think i would have remembered to pull the emergency break during a real problem like this. and, once that didn’t work, i wouldn’t have ever thought to drive the bus into something to stop it. although, i’ve never had to think quickly in an emergency like this so i’m not sure how i would really react.

Man Gets $2.6 Million For Pizza.com Domain Name April 7, 2008

http://switched.com/2008/04/07/man-gets-2-6-million-for-pizza-com-domain-name/

wow, i wish i’d thought of that!

McCain Reacts to Heidi Montag Endorsement April 2, 2008

http://time-blog.com/swampland/2008/04/swampland_exclusive_mccain_rea.html

i’m not sure what’s scarier, the fact that heidi can vote or the fact that mccain… watches the hills…?